It’s only Monday, but all I can think about is buying a bottle of vodka and getting absolutely fucking paro. 

omfg. When people add you on Facebook/text you after a one night stand. Are you retarded? And even though you haven’t replied to the message they sent last night they send you another one. Just fuck off yeah? I know I could just get a new number and block him on Facebook, but we have mutual  friends and I don’t want to be an asshole. But holy fucking shit, I just want him to go away. he had the most fucked up dick I’ve ever seen in my life. It was actually disgusting. And his face. YUCK. #dontdrinkalcohol